Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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My best ever...I used to work with a twunt called Mik3 (to disguise his real name). He was a Geordie, and a big, beer-bellied bully to boot. I worked in a team of about 8 people, most in their late 20s, the manager was 35, I was 39. Mik3 used to rag me all the time about being old.
Anyway, come Xmas, we were doing a 'Secret Santa' - everyone buys a pressie for £5 for another member of the team picked at random. We were discussing who should be Santa, and give out all the gifts.
Mik3 comes out with a pathetic "Well Che, it should be you, because he's an old man", to which I quipped with lightening speed:
"Well it can't be you Mik3, because he's fat and jolly, and you're only one of those."
HAH! It took him a minute to work that one out, but it was great watching his face as he did!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 10:53, Reply)
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