Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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It's not all work, work, workSo, I used to work in an office where I was the only bloke out of about 40 staff.
One day, one of them stands up and shouts across the office at me "Oi, why can't men get BSE? Because they're all pigs".
To which my unthinking reply was "It's just as well I can't - I think one mad cow in the department is quite enough".
One stunned silence from the comedienne, one round of applause from the office.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:37, Reply)
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