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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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More annoying than witty
In the 6th form we used to argue about anything and everything. One of my best friends would NEVER admit he was wrong, even if 5 others all said he was.

We got so bored with these endless arguments that we came up with the totally under-stated put down "OK, you're right, I'm wrong".

You have to say it very calmly, but with a smug expression on your face that says "You are so wrong that I can't be bothered to argue any more with such a numpty". It's guaranteed to annoy anyone.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 12:06, Reply)

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