Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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it really was much more of a visual one but...when I was at school I was playing Netball and one of the girls missed a very easy shot at goal, I made a sarcastic comment to a team mate which she half heard & turned round to me & said "If you've got anything to say to me, say it to my face!" then turned her back on me.... I bent down & level with her arse said
"you are fucking crap missing an easy shot like that!"
Cue the rest of the team pissing themselves laughing & her going the colour of beetroot...
Then I realised she was very hard & liked to thump people in her spare time... quick exit after showers for me that day!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 21:20, Reply)
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