If you want local kids to stumble upon your collection of internet pornography
Set up a dedicated unlocked wireless connection and share your porn folders (and your porn folders only) over the network.

When I was at university the IT officer of a neighbouring college had rigged up a strictly unofficial server called Tinky-Winky, which contained several terrabytes of warez, ripped TV series and films, music, and the odd porno. We loved that guy. In fact, my university seemed to have a tradition of employing hackers: the IT officer at my college when I was there had been recruited on the basis that he had set up his own web server from his room whilst an undergraduate and single-handedly accounted for 90% of college internet traffic one Christmas. They realised they could either kick him out or hire him, and made the business-savvy choice.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:50, 1 reply)

Brilliant!
I am totally doing that!
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:15, closed)