I can.
Two vampires head out at night to eat. They head off in seperate directions, agreeing to meet later.

An hour later, the first vampire is waiting for the other to return. He's failed to find anything to eat and is starving and pissed off.

The second vampire comes back, fresh red blood dripping from his mouth and fangs.

The first one says, 'I couldn't find a single thing to eat, where did you get all that blood'

The second one says, 'Come, I'll show you'

They fly for about 10 minutes, and eventually the second vampire says - 'See that low bridge up ahead'?

'Yes'

'I bloody didn't'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:53, Reply)