When I was in the Army (some years ago!)


As some of you know I served for my country as a Military Policeman.

Liked by some, hated by others (the uniform) I was very fair I might add!.

Anyway, one Friday night in Chichester we get a phone call off Shore Patrol in Southampton saying that our boys are kicking off on some sailors and could we come and give them a hand.

No probs, it's only 30 mins away with blues on so off we sped (3.0 Omega if you care to know)

So we get there and all hell's breaking loose and to cut a long story short I got bottled by one of my own (little fucker! I got revenge at the glass house, but that's another story) and was knocked out cold.

Blood? Plenty, but the real problem occurred when I went to the hospital 3 months later for a check up.

The Doctor noticed that although my head had healed nicely not all of the hair around the area had grown and suggested I have another operation to sort it out, so I agreed.

Roll on 6 months and I get to the M.O.D hospital at Southampton and await my fate, I was let into this room and the Doctor put this white towel around my neck and I was told to lie on my front and I was given a local anaesthetic, the operation went well and the doctor sat me up and asked if I was OK? I said fine and he said he would go and get a nurse to clean me up, so off he popped.

So there I am sat on this surgery table feet dangling over the edge, when I notice a mirror on the wall in font of me, what possessed me I don't know but I sat up a bit higher and looked at my self.

The first thing I noticed was the white towel was now red and the second thing was the trolley of surgical instruments heading towards me at a rate of knots.

I'd fainted - Yes, me! Someone who's seen bodies with holes in them, fainted at the sight of his own blood.

Thankfully I only glanced off the trolley, but it was the nylon carpet that did the most damage, I had a carpet burn down the right hand side of my face that most knee's would be proud of!

It took a few years to shake of the abuse I got off my colleagues for that one let me tell you.

All better now - although the hair still doesn't grow there for some reason, but ho hum, at least I'm OK.



(Kip, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:48, 3 replies)

You should be proud
You were set upon by MOD doctors and didn't walk out with more problems than you went in for ;)

Z
(Mmm Zebalicious is wondering..., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 23:44, closed)

Trying desperately ...
... to get "redcap" in there. That, and
"Look at the monkey,
Funny red monkey
Look at the monkey
In the zoo"

Cheers
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 13:40, closed)

^
Never heard any of those terms before.

Aren't some of them really funny??

HAHA!
(Kip, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:07, closed)