noises like a chipmunk
This takes place some years ago.

It was dark and I was in bed with a lady, kneeling between her legs while she assumed the position with her knees in the air, making noises like a chipmunk.

Due to various chemicals consumed, my memory's a bit hazy, but I can distinctly remember thinking how wet she was and how that was a good sign that I was doing a rather excellent job.

She was very, very wet.
With an unfamiliar taste,
a metallic taste...

So I turned on the light.

I'd got menstrual blood all over my face, matted in my hair and running down my chest. Not to mention the bedclothes.

She was very apologetic. I said not to bother, it wasn't her fault etc.
After a quick swill of my upper body, I returned and messed up my lower body (I'm sure no-one needed to know that last bit).
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:32, 3 replies)

I'm actually
really surprised at how mature most of the guys on here seem to have been in these situations.

I'm female, and I can tell you for free that if I got a faceful of blood during sex I would probably gag and then run.

Does this mean the men of b3ta are good people, or just that they are really, really desperate?
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:40, closed)

It means
that its a bit late to do anything about it, so just carry on, but move upstairs. Kicking up a stink, or standing there retching, is not really the done thing, it will only make the poor woman feel even worse. I've had it happen a couple of times, but didn't get "blooded", due to having a good sense of taste. Not that you really wanted to know that!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:57, closed)

Menstrual blood
= free lube
(Prohibition69, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:21, closed)