Bindun several times?
I take it everyone knows someone who has done this.

Whilst working at a quality drinking establishment many many years ago a friend of mine (no, honest!) took a young lady to a quiet spot on the local beach, for some shenanigans in the dark.

Some time later, said friend returns with what can only be described as a wet ginger beard.

Turns out the young lady had "fallen to the communists" whilst he was performing a spot of cumulonimbus.

Oh how we laughed, especially as it was a full thirty miutes in the pub before a passer by mentioned he had a large amount of congealed blood on his chin.

I believe the nickname "discharge" has stuck to this day
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:48, Reply)