Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Fret notWe all know Richard D James made his Spectrum ZX sing like a fucked-up house-sparrow in primary school. And he owns a submarine moored in Cornwall or something. And he dresses up in banana costumes to blend in with the crowd at festivals. And he's really shit at giving hugs to the media. Be cool and blow trumpets in a sound-proof room.
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