What does it farking look like??
I've got a one inch metal spike through my eyebrow...

If I had a quid for every time a pissed up local in a bar said any of the 5 default phrases (e.g. blimey, did you have an accident wiv a nail-gun? whilst guffawing, thinking he was the first cunt to have EVER said it) - I'd have enough money for a real nail-gun and enough nails to crucify the unfunny fucktards to the floor of the bar.

And another thing... When you see people with a piercing other than a ring/stud - IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEIRCING JEWELLERY. Please don't don't just stand there saying "Wossat??" whilst pointing at it like a mong child who's just seen two dogs fucking in the park for the first time.

Oh, and also... OF COURSE IT FUCKING HURT. I'm not that Bond baddie who lost his sense of pain. What do you think it feels like to have a big spike pushed through your face???

Ahhh, there's 7 years worth of frustration relieved...

Seriously though, if you see someone with an 'interesting' piercing, think of the funniest thing you can say, then don't say it. We've heard it a million times already, and it wasn't even funny the first time.

Apologies for length, but at least there's a big piece of metal through it
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:25, Reply)