Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Not bonkers per se, but quite an amusing taleOne girl just this summer wasn't particularly bonkers (she should've been though, parents threw her out + wonky breasts + making a tit of her life up to the age of 17 could of made her a fruitcake), but this was our relationship.
(Met her off the internet)
1pm - Met
1:30pm - She announces she fancies me
2pm - We're officially girlfriend & boyfriend
2:15pm - Sex
3:15pm - She's planning our first holiday
4pm - More sex
5pm - Kiss goodbye
6pm - Dumped
Honest to god that was the relationship. Luckily my new girlfriend (who I also met off the internet) has lasted 40x longer (about two weeks), and is still going strong.
We're taking it slowly....
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 14:34, closed)
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