Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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not really a girlfriend but...what happened was i went away for a long weekend with some mates, and one of them was bringing his new girlfriend that he'd met on an internet chat-dating-grab a granny website. She seemed to be ok, a little quiet, but ok. So around the fire he's telling us about this website (this is in france by the way) so i thought it might be a good idea to have a go myself, having been dumped by text message a couple of months before... so the next week i sign up, and start looking around... and lo and behold i see my mates girlfriend, so i send her a message, something along the lines of "how come you're still here?", she answers back, and asks for my msn contact, i give it to her thinking "oh, how nice". Then it sort of starts, i find out that she is in no way happy with my mate, that he's obsessed with money and his car and that during the weekend she met someone more to her liking, ie me. So this goes on for a while and then she tells me she often goes away to marseille 'cos she has brain cancer, but no one nows, not even her parents. Oh. But then she invites me to her place, which is miles away from where i live, out in the mountains. So i reckon why not. The day before i'm supposed to go there, she logs in to msn messenger. Except that the person i'm talking to says that it's her brother, that she's gone to hospital and she's lost her sight, and that she's been talking about the fact that i'm supposed to meet her... and so i mention the fact that she's also indicated as on line on the chat site... the person on msn messenger says "oh thats just my wife messing around on the computer". So i mention something like "your sisters in hospital with cancer, she can't see, you're dicking around on msn messenger and your wife is looking at personnal stuff on chat sites??". Then it starts to get a bit lairy, so i start taking the piss, asking whether her guide dog is typing her answers for her, to which i get a few insults... it sort of ended there, but i did get an email a year later, which i just answered "do i know you?"
nice girl.
i later found out my mate got chlamydia from her, and that she sent him nasty text messages for months afterwards, no mention of any brain cancer though.
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