Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Bucket loads of crazyI dont wanna say too much cos i still feel like a grade A tit for ever going near her.
faked being raped.
faked being mugged.
faked having epilepsy (whilst in hospital having had every scan possible)
'dropped' a knife and cut herself. (through her jeans and into her leg)
she would have these 'seizures' where she'd drop to the floor and do the whole eyes roll back flittering lids etc. having split up with after finally coming to my senses. i saw her at a party several months later....
first thing she does is drop like a sack of potatoes infront of everyone and proceed to have a reminiscent seizure on my behalf.
i wish id been man enough to just step over her and carry on to the toilet.
The plus side of it all is i found the route of the most classic break up cliche in all mankind. its not you....its me. i just need to be on my own blahblah. In all honesty those were pretty much the words i used when i cut her loose. And id never heard them before. i think it must just be in-built.
OH YEAH!! i almost forgot, she faked some sort of heart condition or something. we saw her in town in a wheelchair. absolutely fucking classic. thankfully this was after id got the hell out of there.
i heard some 1 say that she took the wheelchair to a rave, got wheeled in, danced like a trooper (on her feet) all night, then got wheeled back out at the end.
my first prize in the beauty but bonkers challenge goes to...HOLLY.
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