I normally get an empty plastic jug
Crack out 3 eggs, pour a tiny bit of milk in too and a pinch of salt.
Mix the fucker until it's a light yellow.
While that's mixing put a tiny drop of olive oil into a frying pan and heat to an average temp.
Dice up some ham, tomatoes and grate a small bit of cheese. Chuck in all of it into the mix but keep some of the cheese back for later.
Pour it into the middle of the pan so the olive oil just surrounds the edges of the pan only. Occasionally dab the edges with a spatula to prevent sticking and keep an eye on it for about 10 minutes.
Once it starts to look edible (lol), pour the rest of the cheese on top, wank a bit of Lee & Perrins on the top as well then stick under a full grill until the cheese has melted on top. Remove, stick on a plate and it should be nice and consistent.

Works for me, the missus loves a good ploughing omelette.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 6:50, 1 reply)

Well, well.........

You are some famous chef AICMFP.

Thanks, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 19:30, closed)

Not really
but it's about the only thing I can cook decently at the moment lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 7:38, closed)