Lodger...
a few years ago when I used to take on lodgers, I'd got a lift home from a friend rather than drive myself to work. I had a USB key on my keyring and I'd left it in my PC at work.
I got home, got my lodger to let me in and then asked if he wouldn't mind driving me to the shop to get some milk/bread etc... as I'd been a complete numpty and left my keys at work.
We went to leave the house and just as I was about to shut the door, I said "you HAVE got your keys haven't you?".
"yes" he replies, "Oh, my car keys yes, my house keys are inside. I assumed you had yours on you."
Doh!
Skanked my hand right up putting a golf club through the letterbox to unhook the catch.
(dchurch bah, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:21, 1 reply)

Your own fault for taking on a lodger.
You're supposed to take them in.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:42, closed)