Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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when i was about 16......i was walking home from a party with a couple of friends when i needed a piss, so went into some nearby bushes. meanwhile, my mate ran up to the roundabout we'd just passed and grabbed one of those cardboard arrow signs advertising a nearby golf sale or something and he decided it'd be funny to stand at the side of the road pointing me out to passing cars with his big cardboard arrow.
one of the cars that passed us happened to be a police car and we stood there watching it go all the way round the roundabout and back in our direction. it pulled up and a police woman got out thinking we were vicious car-jackers or something. we explained ourselves, but she decided to take down our details anyway and pulled out a clipboard covered in bits of paper. then for some reason she changed her mind, put the clipboard on the roof of the car and got out her notepad. we gave her our details, she got back in the car and proceeded to drive off... with the clipboard still on the roof... distributing her paperwork all over the road!
she quickly reversed back, got out and made us run back and forth around the road picking up all of her stuff!
silly tart!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 10:54, Reply)
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