A friend at university
once told me that back in his hometown, they had a local fried chicken shop (think KFC knockoffs, you know the type), the owners of which could not speak or write English very well at all. One day, they put a special lunch deal on the board - £2 got you a chicken breast, chips and a coke.

However, the special offer poster read like this:

CHICKEN BEAST FOR LUNCH
£2
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)