Sometimes
it's better to lose a drunken bet.

This is one of those times. You're going to upset more than a few maiden aunts with that one.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:10, 1 reply)

The art is in not upsetting anyone
while also winning the bet
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:44, closed)

I understand that, but
in this case you're not really likely to achieve that.

I think this is all pretty obvious, I don't imagine for a minute you're not understanding what I'm saying.

I'm all in favour of larking about, but I'd just be slightly worried that you're risking ruining his soon to be wifes big day, etc.

Maybe if she was in on it, it'd be OK.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:02, closed)

Totally agree
The best man at my sister's wedding told an exceptionally pathetic dirty joke because someone had put him up to it. Sis was clearly mortified (due in part to the offense taken by grandparents etc.), some of the catering staff offered to take the best man out the back and smack him around. 15 years later he's only ever mentioned in the same sentence as "fuckwit/idiot/tosser" (and that's by the offended grandparents) when someone asks what ever happened to him.

In short - don't fuck with someone else's big day for the sake of a pathetic bet.
( SteamedCleaner, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:25, closed)

^^Rare display of common sense on B3ta^^...

You should be ashamed of yourself.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:44, closed)