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Found a problem on B3ta? Want other features that we don't currently offer? Type your ideas here with your finger-mouths. (We don't promise we'll act on any of it, but we will read it and your words could even prompt us into action.)

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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Piss in your own mouth
And please let that be the last we have to hear of that joke.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:29, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
That big white rectangle at the top right of QOTW scares me, please make it stop

(, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:54, 5 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Can you close the site down and smash the servers to bits please?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:05, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Amendment to the links board FAQ (and maybe the code but I doubt that's practical)
To the effect that rather than linking to Buzzfeed, Poke, or other notorious content-lifting sites, posters are encouraged to put in a tiny bit of legwork and track back to the original creator of the content, rather than feeding the plagiaristic monsters that are taking over the internet.

It's only polite after all.

And if anyone's still updating the code, maybe there could be something that flashes up a message in the event of posting a link to certain domains in the order of "Link appears to be to XXXXX. We prefer to link to content directly as its creator intended. Have you tried to trace the original work?"

...or something.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:34, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
May I suggest you change the question
on Question of the week.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Can we do the /talk challenge thing now please?

(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
Let's all get naked and play twister!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:23, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
all the links be replaced by pictures of different types of cheese?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 18:57, Reply)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)
Can QOTW be decided by a vote. Ta.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
Any plans to make it possible to delete images from b3tards or the built-in host?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 7 weeks ago)
please rename Talk to 'Inane Chat'

(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
please rename Question of the Week to 'Question of the Whelk'

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
can you still ignore everything that gets posted on this page
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 18:46, 2 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
can you make it so that replies can win pleaze?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Now that the Mods are no longer even pretending to care about cartoon kiddie porn
can the name of the site be changed to Then us old-school, non-paedo regulars can set up a new b3ta that isn't overrun with teenage wannabe child rapists.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:41, 7 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
can you just get rid of ignore 2.0 altogether and just have no ignore function?

(, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:58, 3 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
Your question engine is fucked. It's asked a bunch of friendless autistic virgins to tell stories about stag nights.

(, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Please can we have a weekly /talk challenge please

(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:10, 10 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
make all the /talk posts go straight on the popular page so it looks like someone's enjoying reading them

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This site needs an enema.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Navigation buttons (next/prev) for QotW threads/answers
and a cancel button for the I Like This pop up window (like there is for Ignore) for us fat fingered phone users.
Do that and I'll be so happy I'll let you finger my dog*

*If you post me your finger.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Can you put frank back in the sandbox please

(, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 1:02, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
Image challenge entries etc
To have Facebook/Twitter etc share buttons. I am tired of downloading pics to upload to Facebook to claim as my own.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:59, 5 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
redesign frontpage to allow 600px wide images
400px is a bit tiny these days when even the smallest of monitors and laptops has at least a 1024px wide screen res (and I remember when 400px it was a huge improvement over what we had before).

And while we're at it, why not start a month-long compo to allow users to redesign the FP themselves to spec? I'll be happy to code it for free (HTML, CSS, Javascript and some PHP).
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 5:40, 4 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
Email users on their candles day to let them know.
Might encourage a few old users to come back, if only for a day.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
could you explain the law of defamation without deleting posts that observe that scaryducks blog that he goes on about all the time as introduced by his close personal friend neil GAY-MAN is a sack of sad fatmans self indulgent nonsensical shit
thatd be great thanks
(, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 13:57, 3 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
can you reduce timeouts to such an extent that everyone who's on less than 10Gbps will get timeout errors and will have to refresh each page five or six times to get it to load
this will increase your pageviews and thus your income

true, it'll infuriate the users and make the site totally unusable, but who cares about the plebby uneducated users, the pageviews count above all else
(, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:00, Reply)
Can you make the site a bit, y'know, nicer?
(, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:30, 1 reply, 4 months ago)
Increase GIF Sizes
Can you up the size of GIFs to something like 1-2Mb?

400Kb is a bit small for GIFs nowadays, especially as screen resolutions are constantly increasing and the vast majority of people have broadband now
(, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 16:03, 9 replies, latest was 3 months ago)

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