i must object in the strongst terms possible...
i too was dragged up in glasgow and learned from an early age that surname, school and domicile labeled and divided in an instant, however...

NEVER DID SANDWICH SPREAD BECOME AN ISSUE

shame on you sir, Shiphams are innocent in this matter and above bigotry caste or paste

(i like the tuna and dolphin best)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:24, 1 reply)

Shiphams?!?
blooooarrgggghhhhhhh, koff, koff, urrgh, bllorgh
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:03, closed)

...
I find your lack of paste... disturbing.

I'm so sorry. I couldn't help myself.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:00, closed)

Damn you!
Made me giggle like a mong with a tamagotchi
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, closed)