The bully from my bird's junior school
lived a few doors down from me, years later.

I used to hear him shagging his bird with the window open when I was playing darts in my garage.

She was a bit noisey always shouting the same thing:
"uh"
"uh"
"uh"
"HONEY!"

Am I the only person who has interupted a game of "Round the Clock" to have a wank into an oily rag?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:53, 2 replies)

the blind wank
creepiest of all wanks
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:10, closed)

I hope....
you put your darts down first.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:47, closed)