Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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I'm not exceptionally proud of this (may be bullshit in itself)But The Housemate and I have just spent a good few hours bullshitting our friend, the Frog.
The Frog, as his nickname implies, is French. He's a great lad, in his early twenties. He's very well educated, speaks impeccable English and German, and is in no way smelly, rude, or a cheese-eating surrender monkey. Well, he might like cheese, but I digress. He's lived in several European countries and Australia, before ending up in Yorkshire because he was headhunted by a company. However, in two days he is to leave our lovely climes to go live in That London, after being headhunted by a much more prestigious company. The Frog was telling us how nervous he was about this, as, despite having lived in many places throughout his life, he's never lived anywhere quite as big as London.
The Housemate and I (who are both Proper Yorkshire, born and bred, and have probably visited London a handful of times between us), have just spent four hours telling him all about how everyone in London speaks in rhyming slang, and teaching him it. We made about half of it up. He took notes, and fully intends to learn it all before he leaves.
Merde.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:44, 2 replies)
Hehehe!J'aime beaucoup votre blague! Dites-nous comment il trouve à Londres.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 5:06, closed)
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