How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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smart onea buddy of mine spent a few years working on the building sites in london and some great stories . . . a friend of his took the biscuit for creative labour avoidance techniques . . . he got the job one day of working with the surveyors , you know you see two guys some distance apart , one with a stick held vertically and the other chap with a camera type object on a tripod , this chap got the role involving holding the stick. Come end of the day he decided he'd hold onto the stick. The surveyors had done their job in the day but our lad continued to stand around at various locations around the site with his stick , whistling loudly and smoking b&hs . . . cunt got away with it for a few weeks before the foreman copped . . . he got promoted to management.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 1:08, Reply)
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