How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I Like Eating Sharp Metal ObjectsDuring my breakfast, i ate a rather sharp piece of metal accidentally. Hospital? hell no, why dont i wait a few hours until the pain of of metal wire scratching its way down my gut really sets in before remembering that i ate metal in the first place. Got home from hospital 2 hours ago - itll pass by itself apparently (after some odd examinations and a urine sample) - so ill only take a week off i think - "ye it showed up on x-ray they dont know how long itll be there for" will do.
2 hours of waiting and "hes the guy that swallowed metal" gets you down a bit, as does having to walk through reception with your urine sample as thats the nearest toilet. I don't particularly recommend eating nonedible things.
Heres a new word i learned today though:
Pica - An abnormal craving for and eating of substances (as chalk, ashes, or bones) not normally eaten that occurs in nutritional deficiency states in humans or animals or in some forms of mental illness.
Bastards...
(, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 21:50, Reply)
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