How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Too good not to pass onMy ex-colleague has just told me on messenger about their young receptionist who came into work last Monday feeling "ill". A squeal was heard from reception before lunch & on investigation it turns out that she had followed through a bit. Claiming a bad stomach, she phones her bloke & goes home. Friday night on works night out she drunkenly tells my mate that she & bloke had been servicing her poo-chute (which she enjoyed immensely) making it a bit loose, so she skives off home, cleans up, has a bit more of the same & crap-sprays the bed. Bet her chap was well happy with that particular skive.
She's always been a bit free with this sort of info &, well, a dirty bitch too. Fnar.
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Tue 3 May 2005, 8:41,
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