Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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SheerWhy, on traffic reports, is congestion always due to the SHEER weight of traffic? Why is it sheer? Why not just because there's a lot of traffic, or a large number of cars? Now I've told you that it'll drive you as mad as it does me - although not as mad as I get when I see TV reporters gesticulating wildly for no apparent reason... honestly I reckon a TV reporter's job description these days reads " Must have ridiculous accent or speech impediment and must have absolutely no control of hands - wild spasms an advantage".
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Prof. Piehead, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:20,
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There's a correspondant on the BBCwho looks like a cross between Sloth from Goonies and Dr Van Helsing from Cannonball Run.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:36,
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It's because motor vehicles in large groups become slightly transparent.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:48,
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