I was working for a bus company
And pulled a blonde piece who was working there too. I was living at home but fortunately my gran (whose house is massive) was out of town. I took Linda back, got changed into my silk jammies and put a condom on, then we did the dirty deed, all night, for at least thirty seconds.

Next day though, my uncle came round, the nosy bastard,, saying he'd just been walking his dog. "Just checking" of course. Linda jumped under the bed, and my uncle somehow managed to miss her, but not the dog! That fucking thing started chewing at the condom! We'd just let it drop onto the floor. The silly bugger had it in his mouth until my uncle was halfway up the street afterwards.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:04, 4 replies)