Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Childhood dreamsBy the time I was in third grade, I wanted to be a paleontologist, spend all my time outdoors digging and blowing stuff up, and then I'd die of skin cancer in my 30s from all my time in the sun. (No, I'm quite serious.)
I also wanted to be a nanny, large animal vet, or work for SETI. Until I realised I was crap in science. I'm now an animation student. Fwar!
My brother wanted to be a flamingo. Many a time we would break into fisticuffs cos he wouldn't believe me when I said he couldn't be a flamingo. (Except I usually insinuated the fisticuffs. Go me.)
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 4:52, Reply)
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