Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Red red wineA mate of mine want to a tough school. They had this 'law of the playground' thing which was called 'box nah tax'. (Needs to be said in a patois style to make sense).
This involved hitting (boxing) items of value out of victim's hands, whereupon ownership was tranferred. This quaint custom continued into the workplace - he remembered blokes in tears as their pay packets had been subject to the above thievery.
His only careers advice? How to fill in a UB40.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 11:56, Reply)
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