Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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rootingin class one day we were told by our RE teacher that terrible, despicable hellbound sorts often stashed porn in the woods...
i was so keen to find some that i started taking our next-door-neighbours' dogs out for walks, twice a day, before and after school, so that i had A) an excuse to investigate the woods and b) protection from ghosts/killers while i investigated the woods
these days, i sell R-18 movies and sex toys to pay the bills. If only my eleven-year-old self could see me.
i never did find any porn in the woods
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 23:00, Reply)
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