What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Childhood Memories...When I was a youngster I was quite naïve
You’ll be staggered to hear of the things I’d believe
Stuff like ‘kissing it better’ could cure any pain
And that should the wind change, then my belm would remain!
The entire universe would revolve around me
And some small people lived deep inside my TV
I thought dad was the strongest man in the whole world
And I’d vom vital organs each time that I hurled
If I swallowed my gum then my tum would explode
And road-kill was ‘asleep’ at the side of the road
I thought girls couldn’t fart, and I'm still in some doubt...
Are their cloppers just cocks that are turned inside-out?
If I touched things called ‘drugs’ I’d fall instantly dead
There's a ‘sleepy time monster’ that's under my bed
If I frequently fwapped then I feared I would find…
That my hands would go hairy...and then I'd go blind
But the worst lie of all, and it's really a stinker,
I totally fell for it - hook, line and sinker
That if I behave, and I work really hard
Then 'the world is my oyster'…
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Yep, I'm a spacktard!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:48,
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Top marks for poetry AND lols!A rare treat!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:12,
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May as well stop the QOTW nowNothing will top this
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The world is your oyster, and you have a seafood allergy.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:40,
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*clicks really quite hard*(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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*wonders why there hasn't been a 'fuck me, that's awesome' button added yet*Fuck me, that's awesome. Well done to you, well done!
*stands and applauds*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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*clicks**applauds*
Excellent!
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This is truly great!FTW!!!
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All of the above.Bravo
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I like this very much :D(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:23,
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