What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Female erectionIn 1st year of secondary school a rumour circulated amongst the boys that when girls felt sexy their breasts went hard. Not just the nipples - the whole breast. This seemed reasonable to us boys, based on knowledge of our own anatomies, although I wasn't sure how this went along with the fabled squidginess of boobies. We agreed that one of us should ask the girls about this. That was me, and soon I was being laughed and pointed at by a large group of girls. However I got the last laugh since after the next school disco Rachel led me into the woods and lifted up her top to reveal her perky nipples. I was just about to touch one when she kicked me in the goolies and ran off. But at least I could explain the reality of female anatomy to my pals.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:46, 1 reply)
Hahahaha I like this.This story, I mean. Not being kicked in the goolies and run away from.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50,
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