What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Not me, but the reviled former Mr Quar, a science teacher, believed until his 20s that women's breasts grew larger when men felt them.He let this slip one day in conversation. When I'd finished laughing hysterically I asked him for more detail.
He said that big-busted women must have had them felt a lot, possibly by loads of different men, and were slags.
This set me off laughing again, as his own mother had huge norks. Presumably Mums aren't slags because only Dads are allowed to feel them up.
Anyway, when he thought it all through he realised that he was the last of his peer group to outgrow this belief, possibly by a good 10 years. Better late than never.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:52, 2 replies)
I should try to convince girls who wanted bigger busts of this,except I'm old enough and they would be young enough that it would be rather creepy.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:10, closed)
You have reminded me that he must've been expected mine to grow.Thank you for that lovely mental image.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:28, closed)
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