Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Mistaken identityMany years ago I was sailing around the West Coast of Scotland and had the misfortune to get something small and pointy stuck in my eye while visiting Gigha. No doctor on the island, but there was a resident nurse and I was sent off to find her in the church, where she was getting the flowers ready.
I went into the church, looked around and saw nobody. Then I realised she was in the vestry. It was one of these awkward situations when you know your going to give someone a shock and hope it will elicit a mere fart of surprise and not a full on coronary.
Well, it was somewhere in between. As the nurse emerged from the vestry I coughed, politely. She shrieked and then shouted, very loudly, "JESUS."
A short pause, and she recovered with style.
"No. It's not Jesus. How can I help you?"
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:47, 2 replies)
Hahagreat comeback!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:56, closed)
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