Don't talk to me about class...
...I've been to Leeds.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:05, 6 replies)

sophistication, not class!
also, i'll get the lard!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:06, closed)

I thought you'd given up eating lard.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:14, closed)

Indeed...
...and it does sound a lot better with sophistication, especially in that accent, but if I'd said sophistication it wouldn't have fit with the question topic and you'd have all been mean and nasty to me, and I'd have cried, and I'm at work so my colleagues would have asked me why I'm crying, and I'd have to tell them because I wouldn't be able to think of something else quickly enough, and then they'll find out that I'm not doing as much work as I probably ought to because I'm looking at this shit, and then I'll get fired, and I'll have to cry some more, in the street outside my office and there'll be no-one to commiserate me so I'll be all lonely.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:18, closed)

get a cat
and call it harry enfield
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:19, closed)

I used to live in Leeds.
Right next to the castle.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:49, closed)

In North West Leeds, born and raised
In pub is where I spent most of my days
Watching united and getting into fights
Not realising the local team was totally shite

When a couple of tools from somewhere else
Started flashing around their enormous wealth
I got into one more fight and me mum was pissed
She kicked me out the house and said I won't be missed

Belled for me girl and when she came near
She asked me for a thought on her enormous rear
She brought me round hers but I left pretty quick
As you can see leeds folk are fucking thick.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:01, closed)