Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Holiday sporty fun...Worked at Woolworths for quite a while at college. My first summer there, I'm on the tills. Right at the far end. Woman comes charging in, slightly out of breath, and asks me "Where do you keep your BALLS?" I let what she's ask me set in as her friends behind her are rolling around on the floor. She instantly goes red with embrassement, I calmly tell her at the back of the store. Off she goes, only to return later to buy her balls off me (cause I'm the only free till) to which I tell her "That'll be £4.25 for your BALLS madam"
Dulux could have used her red face as the basis of a new colour scheme.
(, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 22:21, Reply)
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