British Music Festivals
Bad Music.
Bad Weather.
Camping.
Chavs.
Toilets.
Fancy Dress.

Shit. As. Fuck.

That is all.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:51, 6 replies)

So what IS the attraction to Bad music?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:52, closed)

Exactly.
WTF? Jay-Z in the rain?
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)

Jay-Z in the rain
On a face full of gurners, with shit on your baggy pants.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:06, closed)

Each in turn.
1. Music festivals- I enjoy them, and can be a good way of raising money for charity. Plus, it's a brilliant excuse to get pissed in a field with some mates, listen to some good music and have a good time. Some even pull.

2. Bad weather- there is no such thing as bad weather, just being badly dressed.

3. Camping- a neat way of getting out into the outdoors on the cheap if you want to live in the country for a few days. Also damned handy for festivals.

4. Chavs- always handy to laugh at.

5. Toilets- you want to shit in a hole? Festival toilets are quite necessary.

6. Fancy dress- can be quite fun, but sometimes impractical. For example when dressing up as a dalek, stairs can be a problem.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:01, closed)

I concede your points
but only on an individual basis.

Taken as a concurrent set of circumstances you can just keep it with my sincere best wishes.

I'll be off to Barcelona for Sonar instead...

Sunshine
Topless Beaches
Better Drugs
Better Music
No Chavs
Dodgems
Pristine conveniences
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:24, closed)

Ah
I will see you that and raise you a small charity festival in the Fens... and it's bloody brilliant.

Especially when you work backstage like I do and don't have to deal with the plebs :)
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:06, closed)