Clubbing
I just don't see the appeal, it's too loud to talk to anyone, too crowded to dance properly, and the drinks are crap and expensive (no, I do not want a vodka and red bull, give me a pint of decent cider, no, strongbow doesn't count).
I much prefer a decent pub, if there is music it should be at just the right level to mask the other conversations in the room, but still hear your own clearly (only ever found 2 places that could do this successfully), and it should definitely not be that tosh that the youth of today call "dance" music which sounds like an epileptic having a fit in a keyboard factory.

I realise this is a totally normal attitude for an adult to have, and has probably already bindun in this QOTW, unfortunately I'm a 19 year old student, so this somewhat divides me from my friends (the ones who agree with me are too lazy to walk the 15 minutes to the nearest pub from my college). However medically I'm pretty much an old man (clotting disorders and arthritis), so I may as well act as one.

Also, this QOTW, yes, I'll agree it's good to post on (spleens need regular venting to prevent explosion), but it's not all that entertaining to read.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:01, 3 replies)

What you need is MOAR DRUGS!!
Disclaimer - Said for comedic effect and does not condone drug taking in youngsters.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:04, closed)

I must admit
It becomes slightly less awful after some booze (though still not as good as the pub I just had to leave to go the the sweat infested den of rats), but the amount needed for it to be actually good would probably kill me
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:10, closed)

I agree clubs are rubbish
for those exact reasons and I've felt like this forever-even when I was 19.

But you're getting clicks for "an epileptic having a fit in a keyboard factory" THAT is pure gold.
(Soy milk supernova has nothing witty to add on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)