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Apologies for being pedantic about your pedantry.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:05, 3 replies)

I think "minuets" was intentional
He was listening to the excellent "Hold" music
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:13, closed)

Tell you what, if you can correct the spelling, you can read what the word says, so what's the problem? I'm not submitting this to publishers, it isn't for an English degree, it's a story on a website in which people exchange tales for fun. I don't think you'd correct someone with a lisp, so why correct a guy who's dyslexic and posting from his phone for a bit of a distraction from a very dull 9-5 job?

If having to read my poor spelling is really the worst thing that happens to you today then I'll happily trade lives.
(Mong goose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:16, closed)

I believe....
...it's pronounced 'lithsssspppppppp'.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:18, closed)

Calm down dear, it's only a commercial
Pedantic reply to your post invited pedantic retort. *That* is all.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:34, closed)

I overlooked the other spelling mistakes etc
But seeing as the essence of the story here is to do with the unlocking of software, the pedant in me felt obliged to point out that particular mis-spelling.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:21, closed)