ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Dear Ms Ladyfingers
I acknowledge receipt of your letter, and extend my deepest apologies for the incident, as only a public servant slash letter monkey can.
I regret to inform you that the minister you contacted is no longer Prime Minister, having suffered an unfortunate back injury in the past weeks. I shall forward your the Prime Minister post haste.
Please not that there is a 3 to 10 week time-frame for replies from the Prime Minister, a time-frame which may be exponentially increased as there is no official prime minister at the given time; and the caretaker government is too busy listening to the complaints of rural independents to give a toss about any other citizen.
Kindest regards,
Office Monkey.
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glasnt is playing herself off., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:34,
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