ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Here's one about the taxman...Many many moons ago, the company I worked for that made commercial and farming vehicles in the Lothian region of Scotland made a mistake with the payroll which meant that we had to write to the taxman using a template letter provided and request a review of our tax deductions...
Being young and a smart arse, my letter went something along the lines of...
"Yadda yadda yadda.... and because I believe that the Chancellor of the Exchequer is doing to me what he should be doing to his wife, I request that a review be carried out"
I was the only one that didn't get an acknowledgement or a rebate.
The moral of the story is don't fuck with the big fella if he already has your money.
(Ok... the line isn't original)
(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:49, 1 reply)
I have always feltthat at least the mafia have a policy of delivering the bad news in person. Taxman does it by remote which feels as if you have not only been pineappled, but humiliated at having it come through the post.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:19, closed)
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