Epic paedophail...
London Pride, 2007. I've been drinking since fairly early in the morning and the day's festivities are wearing on. A cute girl sidles up to me at the bar, nudges me and says "hey, could you get me a drink? I would but I've lost my ID..."
No alarm bells at this point. Oh dear.
"Sure, if you give me a kiss..."
So drinks are bought and saliva is exchanged. Only then do I hear what I assume was her mum storming up behind us, shouting at the top of her voice: "WHAT THE BLOODY FOOK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BUYING HER A DRINK?! SHE'S FOOKING THIRTEEN!"

You.
What.

Oh my god.
I take my rainbow-flag off my back (too distinguishable in a crowd), gather my wits and peg it. My mates have seen the whole thing, and are pissing themselves, of course.
(jothemofo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:45, 6 replies)

Haaaaaaaa!!
Loved this story.
( Lollylegs lite, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:53, closed)

thank you!
and yet there is no legal limit for girls, or so I'm told... O_o
(jothemofo, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:53, closed)

Queen Victoria?
Refused to believe such a thing existed, so wouldn't agree to a law banning it. May be urban myth, who knows?
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:09, closed)

Told from her perspective
This would've made a good answer to the last qotw!
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:51, closed)

I read "London Pride"
and assumed you were at a beer festival. Not sure whether that setting makes it more entertaining or not...
(Kendal, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:27, closed)

I think the legal limit thing is a myth, and it's 16 for everyone, regardless of gender/sexuality (you can actually thank Labour for getting that equality sorted out...back before 9/11 and the shitty policies that followed).

I wonder why you were getting the mum's anger, and not the underaged daughter who asked for a drink and was willing to kiss a stranger for it.
(Musuko, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:41, closed)