Ok...
So I was single and had been for a while - through the magic that is the internet I started chatting to a girl of indiscriminate age from oop north...

There was mention that she was 27,31 etc - she had 3 kids, the eldest was 14/15... Now, I know different things happen up north and the ages she gave me could technicaly be correct, it's just that whilst I forget most things; somethings just sit there for ever - like a piece of mould on your toast when you get to the last bite...

Anyway - I digress...

It was gonig to be my first ever internet date, we hadn't really planned anything other than getting royally wankered and seeing what happened... actually to think of it date is quite a strong term, it was really just a piss up, and a sofa for me to kip on...

Drinks were drunk - I must say I was impressed with her looks, she was more attractive than her profile pictures - but she was slightly more mad in person, at one point leaving me in a bar - and gonig back home because she was so arseholed - luckily I had befriended a friend of hers who knew her address.

Anyway - back in the house there were many fluids shared, she really was keen to do anything - something I hadnt experienced too much before, she really wasn't a prude...

The weekend was had, and I caught my train home. Things trailed off slightly with regards to communications, it really was just a weekend shag for both of us...

Fast forward to earlier this year... a good 5 years had passed with not a word shared... when I get a friend request from facebook...

With her real date of birth - I'm not lying, I fell over laughing... she was 42, 5 years ago! I was very early 20's!

I love the internet - she blocked/deleted me.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:26, Reply)