I
used to live in a bit of a dive of an area many many years ago and had a saturday job at a local hardware shop, well I say saturday job but it was more like slave labour to be honest.

Anyway, one day I'm working in the store when in walks this heavenly beauty! She was amazing, she had the looks of an angel and the grace of a swan, she was so amazing I was sure she was from another planet!

I decided I had to get to know her better so started chatting to her about what she did (she was a bit rich and could live like a princess)and then she started speaking back to me! I couldn't believe it! It was magical! So I told her about a few of my hobbies including racing and a bit of DIY, showed her some of my work (not that sort of DIY you dirty bastards!).

She seemed genuinely impressed at my talents and it worked out that she and her friends were willing to take me on a bit of a road trip! How ace was that!

On the course of the trip we got talking more and more and I found that there was a bit of an age gap between us, about 7 years, which wasn't ideal but you know how it is when you're in love, the only problem was that she didn't really reciprocate the feelings and told me I was far too young for her...

So I had to wait till the next film and a less baby faced actor could be used....

Yrs

Anakin Skywalker

PS - If anyone is unsure I did manage to get my end away in the end! Although not sure what happened to my kids...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:09, 3 replies)

#Clicks#
Very clever, you had me all the way through that
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:17, closed)

Clearly...
...you didn't read the original, and better, version then:

www.b3ta.com/questions/customersfromhell/post238732
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:36, closed)

I thought
this was a bit of a ritual?
(heartbreaker, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:34, closed)