Mucky northern 'lady'
Hummn, well the biggest age gap that I've ever managed comes in the form of 'Theresa' (name changed for obvious reasons later on).

Living in the lovely coastal town of Newquay, summer provided plenty of fun and shenanigans were to be had a plenty. One summer evening on one of the Antipodean bars that now call Newquay it's home, drinking with my friends, i spot 'Theresa' and her friend. Charming as I am, I causally ask "are you and your friend lesbians?" (and if you'd seen her friend, you've have come up with the same thought process yourself)

No, Theresa wasn't a lesbian, but in fact a single mum from Nottingham, down with friends to enjoy the raucous nights out in Newquay. Much chatting and more parties ensued before taking Theresa back to mine for some fun, which lasted hours and was bloody good. Sneaking her out of my flat and giving her a lift back to her campsite, I was busted by my cousin, who is vocal in her mocking to say the least. None the less, I dropped her off and thought nothing more of it.

Until later that day I join my cousin and her boyfriend for some more boozing when low and behold Theresa comes to the same bar with friends. I do my best to ignore the situation, but my cousin spots the opportunity to cause embarrassment and invites her to join us. For the rest of the evening. Which also included my cousins boyfriend introducing her to my mother, who has the same name, and is the same age, and told her what we did the night before. Nice guy he was. My mum wasn't impressed.

Still, the non-mum Theresa provided me with the biggest breasts i have ever seen that didn't sag without bra and requested, in her Nottingham twang, that I "shoot yer muck in ma face"... nice.
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:25, 1 reply)

made me cry a bit
don't know why, maybe because my gf is 3 years older than me (45)and has the tits of an 80 year old(she makes a nice meal though)
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:54, closed)