Nothing *too* terrible...
I met a guy at a mate's brthday barbecue, he wasn't spectacular or nothing but he was okay looking and made me chuckle, so I thought I'd try and get in there. Chatted for a bit, he said he was 18 (I am 22, not a big deal I thought) and eventually when it got to 'that time' after making out for about a gazillion years he admitted he wasn't all that experienced with girls, I didn't mind at all, so I kinda 'took the lead' and banged him on my mates mum's kitchen floor. classy.
A few days later I was relating this tale to a mate who had met this guy before, saying "I think he was probably a virgin...I mean, he was dead nervous and had little clue of what to do." Mate responded with "Well yeah, I guess most 16 year old lads are a bit shy, first time round."
not too terrible as I say but I still felt like a bit of a paedo after that...eep.

Had a great phone conversation with a fuck buddy (who is like 22 also) a few weeks back, he was telling me about this hot chick he met at a gig or something while he was pilled off his twat, he said how they had amazing, cuddly, loved up sex and stuff, then he went:
"yeah, turns out she was 37." heh nice one.

Another time I met a guy in the pub who was to be fair a little older than me, maybe 27 or so, not that bad, and did my usual thing, enticed him back to mine and did the nasty. He was of similar mindset to me (i.e. slagtastic) so it was no problem to shove him out the door the next day with a smile and then sort of forget about him.
Until I saw him a week later at the local dank 'rock' club, getting very jiggy with a sagy, orangey tanned woman who appeared to be constructed from elastic bands and leopard print, who had to be a very fucking rough 50. Don't fancy yours much mate. I felt almost insulted by this for some reason, in a very hypocritical way I kinda hope that my conquests have at least as high standards as me!
(Ryuken-Kai, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 2:26, Reply)