I was 16 and she was 48
My History teacher. To be quite frank she was a total dog, looked like the result of an acid attack ya know. No one would touch her with a barge pole, not that I look at the outside appearance or anything.

All through GCSE history I'd try and get in her pants with all the suarve charm of a spotty 16 year old, stealing looks down her top, calling her gorgeous instead of "Yes Miss" when she handed my homework back**, playing footsie as her desk was directly infront of mine. You know, all them guaranteed courting techniques

Didn't work though did it. I got shunned 10 times a lesson.

**If I was lucky I'd get a D or an E on said homework. Bitch!
(Janner, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 5:17, Reply)