This was an embarassing comment
I was at bar with my flatmate, Joe, one night and we were having a rollicking time, having started drinking at 3pm and still going strong at 1am. His girlfriend was with us and her flatmate too. When they leave just Joe and I together, he comes up to me and says, "Whatever you do, don't pull her flatmate. I've got a bet for lunch that you wouldn't do this. Don't pull her! Just don't pull her whatever you do".

Obviously, I wouldn't be the friend I was if I didn't pull her right away and make him lose his bet. The embarassing line was that she'd been talking all day about how she hated younger guys and was looking for an older man in her life now that she's hitting 24. I was 20. Obviously, I wasn't about to disclose my age to her till I'd sealed the deal so to speak. She obviously thought I was older than her but I couldn't strictly lie either in case she found out my actual age.

I wrapped my arm round her waist, bent in to kiss her and said in what I hoped was with a semblance of James Bond suaveness, "Girl, it's not the age that matters; it's the experience".
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 22:32, 1 reply)

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:00, closed)