Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Catamites of MammonParking ticket - $45 bucks.
As is my custom I wrote out a cheque with an 'uncrossed payee':
"Heil! nazi shitbag scumsucker catamites of mammon".
In the past when i've done this some twat at the council will no doubt bank the checque.
This time i get a letter back with the cheque informing me that it is made out to the incorrect payee.
So I send it back to the cunts with a nice letter:
"With regard to your correspondence (attached).
Although there is an (albeit slight) variation between your preferred payee details and those on the cheque rendered – I am sure that you will agree that the average person on the street will concur that my version is a truer record."
So the cunt sends me back the cheque with a 'not tranferable" stamped across it.
Arsoles.
So - I sent 'em a new cheque that read 'CUNTS' but if you looked carefully you could see 2 mm letters that made it technically say 'Council' in a round about way.
They cashed that one - die fuckers die.
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 22:55,
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